do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url”
What I imagine lolitas to be like
this is exactly like they are
i was at a restaurant in downtown chicago and they were being really really cute and stuff but then
one of them iS DRINKING STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY
tough ass lolis
ME RIGHT NOW
Me when Leo didn’t get the oscar
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I AM A MERMAID!